someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
If you think dirty thoughts about me I’ll get offended if you don’t share them with me
Yeah this is all fun and games until some stranger on the internet tells you he wants to fuck your armpit
it’s hard having the best blog on tumblr but somebody has to do it
shoutout to my computer screen for having to stare at my face all day and not throwing itself out a window